virtual biriyani

Donno how we missed on posting this classic goof by Bhoot (Prashant.....).. or is it a repeat ?.. neverthless

So, Shock and Vindo are one day on their way to Prince Restaurant, to join n other guys already theere.. including Bhoot.. To save time, they decided to call Bhoot on phone and ask him to give their order.. Vindo ordered some curry and said "No rice, but naan". Shock ordered a Biriyani...

Bhoot, walks up to the counter and orders .. "One curry and one biriyani without rice" ...

chin-do !!

pat-eternity

H: Hey, this Friday is off for me.. veterans day federal holiday

VindO : Kya yaar... if only we also had such hols.. in fact we should have one full week off.. like presidents week or something

S : For that you will have to take paternity leave ....

VindO: Arey, you guys know, guys also get leave in this country ......

H : So what else were we talking about ... ?

VindO : Oh, I heard it as maternity leave ...

and then after a couple of minutes

VindO :.. arey nahin yaar.. wo nahin chalEga !!