Stove : Day two (50th post)

The next day : Atul and the Stove again

This time, shock had just finished boiling some water on the right heater and switched it off for cooling. Atul puts his stuff on the left heater and makes sure he doesn't forget to switch it on.. All's good, just that he switched on the right heater. After a while the water started boiling again, instead of Atul's roti being heated and Atul goes "Who put water on this stove"

Realising that he has not only made a goof, but have shouted it out for shock to catch him, Atul does a pre-emptive strike "Ha ha ha, I have compensated for switching off your curry yesterday" !!

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All 9006jokes readers. This is our 50th post. Thank You all for your support and encouragement.. eventhough it would be great if you could post some comments , your private comments help us keep going

Here's a question tho' for the regular readers.. what's your favorite of the 50 incidents listed here ? Post it in the comments section.. You can do an anonymous post.. no issues

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stoveeee

Imagine this

Our electrive stove has those four heaters.. call them front-left, front-right, back-left and back-right, as it appears to some one facing it.. and each has their seperate switch. This is the sequence in which things happen

Shock puts something to cook on front-right heater and switches on the front-right switch

5 mins later, Atul puts a Thava and a roti on it to heat, on the front-left heater, but switches on nothing

2 mins later, Atul feels the roti, finds that its not at all hot, turns it around and leaves, still, not switching it on

again, 2 mins later our man feels it, figures out its still not hot, this time realises that its not on, gives a classic smile to shock and switches the front-left heater on

4 mins later, Atul is done with his heating the roti, and he switches the heater off--- not just the left one, but the right one as well !! Thank God shock was standing right there watching it , if not his curry would have never been cooked !!

vin-comp

Vindo's laptop has two logins (w/o passwd) . "vin" and "stranger"

Most times shock, atul and whoever else uses Vindo's comp, use the "vin" login and Vindo uses the "stranger" login !!

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Sometimes when shock or atul are using the comp, Vindo would come and politely ask " Hey can I take 5 mins to check mails" ?

So many people use his comp, I guess, and every now and then Vindo cleans up his desktop, and puts all the unknown files into "UFO" folder

"Vindow"

Imagine the conversation

S: Hey Vindo, how was your India trip.?

Vindo: It was fun man ......{.......}

K: So, who was sitting next to you ?

Vindo: A girl was sitting on my left and her mom on my right.

A: How come you were in the middle?

Vindo: The girls brother wanted to sit next to Window..

K: Hey wait wait.. you said a girl was sitting on your left and her mom on the right..

Vindo: Yeah, thats right

K: So then what about the brother?

Vindo: The brother was sitting next to window.

A: But the girl and the mom were siting next to you already, right ?

Vindo: Yeah.. they were

S: So where was their brother sitting ?

Vindo: next to window.

A: Arey yaar, how is that ? the girl and the mother were sitting next to you.

Vindo: So let me explain. The guy wanted to sit near window... So I sat in his place.. - between the mother and the girl ..

K: Yeah, but how will the guy the sit next to Vindo ?

The fun went on until someone told "Vindow" what was going on :-)