Monday, February 27, 2006

Hello Halu !

This one's not on atul, but on Halu (find out who Halu is by reading one of the old posts!!)

So, during important days, some of us volunteer at the temple for parking help. The rush will be so much and there aren't enough parking spaces around the temple and so extra parking is arranged in the nearby Greek orthodox church, which is not so crowded on non-sundays

And as volunteers, you need to stop the cars at the entrance of the temple and tell them "Sorry, parking in the temple is full. We have arranged extra parking at the church, so please go there and park"

Halu once volunteered.. After repeating this so many times, the great physicist thought , that the complete information has been spread enuf number of times.. So he decided to, sort of compress it.. why all the unnecessary long sentences

From the next car onwards, he started saying. "Sorry , temple is full, please go to the church" !!

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The taste of....

Did you ever want to know how an after shave lotion tastes ? Ask Atul

You see, when for a few matches Sachin or Sehwag don't score much, you know something big's coming .. So naturally when Atul did not give much bloggable stuff ("kutty kutty" things keep happening, but thats old news now) for almost a month, we were curious.. and waiting for the big one

And finally it happened...

One fine morning, the great simma poured a cup full of aftershave lotion into his mouth thinking its mouthwash ... Apparently ,he immediately realised something's wrong and all kinds of chemical formulae (predominantly that of methanol), started roaming around in his head.. And in his own words "Thankfully, I did not swallow it"

Duude, so what do u normally do with mouthwash ?!