More Random Jokes

These have nothing to do with the characters of 9006 turned 8309 ....

Our PM Manmohan Singh has some amazing ways of pronouncing some words. After his meeting with Musharraf once, he told the media "We had a nice meeting and we made a giant statement" . MHz networks which aired it, had transcription of his speech, eventhough he was speaking in English, and they also wrote giant statement. What our man meant, in fact was "joined statement"

This is another of a true life incident that my advisor told me. A guy lost his Car keys once when he was at home. His roommates found it, but did not tell the fellow. Instead, they decided to play a trick. In the night they moved the car from where it was parked to some other place. The next day morning, the fellow got psyched. He went out somewhere (walking) and came back the car had again "moved" on its own !! I mentioned it here, because first thing I thought when I heard the losing key part was Atul. He stands a perfect candidate for this adventure. Only thing is , we the housemates will be the ones who will end up as fools.. as Atul will not notice that his car is "moving", even if we move it by substantial amounts every one hour .... !!

-arun

Random Jokes

These aren't on the Lion King, so may not be as funny...

Vindo.. sometimes his pronounciations can crack u up ...

Once Vindo tells shock that his friend has gone to "trekking" and won't return for a month !! "What kind of trekking is that ?" asks shock.. and Vindo goes, "Trekking nahin yaar, treky treky".. "Oh you mean Turkey?" ...

Parineeta becomes Preneeta , Chandramukhi becomes Chandermukhi....

One day Vindo tells "Meine Egg Curry Banaya".. Junta look into Vindo's curry and do not see any egg !! Later on Vindo clarifies.. apparently what he intended to say was "Meine Ek Curry Banaya" !!

Checking..

Atul owes Prashant some money

Week No:1 - Prashant meets atul somewhere and reminds him of the money.. Atul goes "yeah, yeah, I will give u a check soon"

Week No: 2 - Atul gives Prashant the check. Account settled

Week No: 3 - Prashant meets atul again. Just for fun he asks Atul "Hey what about the check man".. Atul goes - Hey Sorry man, will give you tomorrow"

Buncha keys

Its one of those cold November nights. Atul walks in home. His upper half is fully covered, with his fat jacket, monkey cap, gluse in his hands, and all that you can possibly imagine

Lower half- ummm.. just shorts ! Vindo starts laughing at the site and when he explained whats so funny, Atul goes .. "Oh, thats why everybody in the restaurant was looking at me like that"

Anyways, Atul leaves the jacket on the couch. His key falls down on the floor, but our man doesn't notice. After dinner, our man is getting ready to go back to lab.. He wears his jacket, but realises his key isn't there.. He looks around and finds his whole key bunch lying on the floor.Pointing to that key bunch, he asks Vindo "Hey man, Vindo, if you are not going out anywhere tonite, can I borrow your keys for tonite ?" !!!!!